Oh Boy, You're Having a Girl by Brian A. Klems

Author:Brian A. Klems [Klems, Brian A.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4405-4546-7
Publisher: F+W Media
Published: 2013-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

QUESTION 7

One of your friends is giving you a hard time about having a daughter so you challenge him to a Grill Off! In the middle of the competition, you severely burn your hand. Do you:

A. Admit defeat and have a friend rush you to the emergency room.

B. Ask your friend for a “time-out” so you can assess the damage.

C. Pretend your phone is ringing. Say it’s your wife and there’s an emergency at home you must attend to. (Make sure it’s something believable like your house is on fire or she needs you to sex her badly.)

D. Wrap it in bacon and muscle through the pain.

QUESTION 8

You are playing coed softball and there is a girl blocking the plate. In the past you would have barreled right through her (after all, you don’t block the plate!), but now that you have a daughter, you:

A. Politely ask her to move out of your way.

B. Let her tag you out.

C. Try to flap your arms and fly over her, landing safely on home plate.

D. Still barrel through (after all, she is blocking the plate).

QUESTION 9

What do you teach your daughter to do when she sees a Cubs fan?

A. Boo mercilessly.

B. Boo mercilessly.

C. Boo mercilessly.

D. All of the above.

QUESTION 10

On a scale of one to ten, how good-looking is the author of this book?

A. He’s okay. Maybe a six.

B. Sorry, chief, I’m not into judging guys on their looks. That seems a bit superficial to me.

C. For a guy who’s given birth to three daughters, he’s really found a way to keep it together.

D. He’s an eleven.

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